Pope Benedict XVI's top 5 comments to Obama

In light of the upcoming meeting between President Barack Obama and Pope Benedict XVI - and the fact that millions of faithful Catholics would endure a few extra days of purgatory just to be flies on the wall - here are the top five things that we can hope that the Pope will say to Obama:

5. I appreciate the stole, but if you really wanted to give me a gift, the recognition that abortion is intrinsically evil would be on the top of my wish list.

4.The question of abortion is not above my pay grade. And as president, it's not above yours any longer, Mr. President.

3. Do you understand the principles of formal and material cooperation with evil? Because we have 15 minutes and I could enlighten you, my son.

2. Hell is real even if you don't believe in it.

And finally, (thanks to the Curt Jester *):

1. "The Power of Christ compels you" with some splashed Holy Water...